(Not) Elegantly Wasted
The above photo above, snapped in November during a drunken night drive to the concrete and burnt rubbish suburb of Giza, stands in stark contrast to the facts, which are outlined in a new report published yesterday and illustrated in this helpful graph. 
posted by C.A.I.R.O. @ 4:27 AM
9 Comments:
you're a freak dude. I'm not looking at your "bloggero" no more.
Jered, baby, come home. When you told me you were going to egypt there was no mention of drunkeness and a suburb called Giza. When we sat down to talk on your bed that evening before you left, you took my hand in yours and you promised to behave... remember? Why do you do this to your mother?
Come home, and I'll make those pumpkin tarts you like so much.
This graph lacks the c axis: "trajectory of crispness" of pints consumed and is therefore useless for my research.
Dr.Obvious
"trajectory of crispness"
i like the cut of your jib dr. obvious!
Apologies, Dr. Obvious. We hope the C axis will be included in the upcoming journal article:
"The Crispness Quotient and It's Relation to the Fibonacci Sequence in Refreshment Measurement: Panacea, Silver Bullet or the Silver Bullet."
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I love Michael Hutchence.
schhmaaa. I don't care about anything anyways.
Wow. That Synth Medley on your band's MySpace.
Ho. Lee. Shit.
It makes me want to drink a texas mickey of red wine and organize a benefit concert for synthesizer maintenance with Sting as the head-liner.
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