In Da Nile
The Nile is nice to look at but boy is it a cesspool.
Case in point: I took some photos of a dead donkey floating in the Nile today. Apparently, it's been floating there for five days and the local authorities, despite repeated complaints from the neighborhood, have yet to remove the rotting, corpulent hunk of meat from the river. It's unclear whether or not the donkey collapsed into the river after drinking Nile water.
However, authorities aren't ruling out foul play.
posted by C.A.I.R.O. @ 2:53 AM
8 Comments:
OMG THAT'S THE SAME DONKEY I SAW A MONTH AGO!! I SWEAR!
Oh, that's so a way better story than the cat I see on my way to work every day that's been decomposing for two weeks alongside Road 83 on Ma'adi.
Yum. Anyone care for a donkey sandwich?
I showed this to my 12-year old bro. He was both disgusted and delighted, as was I.
this is one of your better posts. it's actually funny.
ahhhh, i really need to take a lesson on productivity. i've got an F right now. Make that F-
OKOKOK let's all get the "anna-is-a-donkey" refrences out, shall we? I'm self depricating enough, i don't need extrenal voices pointing out my deficiencies: like spelling.
Jez's gonna throw a hissy fit if we don't somehow muster up 4 more posts... fyi.
His man anger is a potent brew these days. I think something about the term 'Oscar Winner Melissa Etheridge' upset something in his biomatrix.
Hey Duder!
I saw that you posted a comment on my blog -- good to hear from you! Word has it that you and Anna will be swinging through England and Germany very shortly now (at this very moment?). If you guys find a free moment you should drop by Paris. You're free to stay with me here, and we can party like it's 1999. Like, 1999 IN PARIS. Whoah. Anyhow I hope that you get this message. You can get back to me on my woefully neglected blog, or even better, email me at ErinCW@gmail.com Hope to hear from you dudes!
ps. It's true: Signoline Royal IS a babe.
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